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I'm no superman.


porkiepines:

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

of course not that was the peak of his career that movie is amazing




locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

image




super-who-locked-in:

josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

an-inevitable-truth:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

my parents do this already…

they owe me $392352355 dollars cash by tomorrow morning for copyright infringement bring your lawyer



theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?




yabishdreya:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

my hero

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law



mymindsajungle:

levis-short-ass:

lyndseyls:

yourtubes:

I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school

and high school

and now

and for how I will look in the future





#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.

#27 A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber.

#28 Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying.

#29 On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.





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