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Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."


do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

I think we know who is really running this country



FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

this is not entirely correct

it was known as the red planet since 1837, where it got really embarrassed during solar system prom

it did side with the communists during the cold war, but the communists chose the color red because mars sided with them, not vice versa


New York City April 14th 2014-



#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.

#27 A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber.

#28 Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying.

#29 On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.

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